tyleroakley:

pearlsandalexandrites:

I think I watched this on my iPad in algebra 2 for two straight weeks on repeat.

the verse that saved rap music

Oh my god. 


heytinafey:

petition to get abbi jacobson and ilana glazer to host snl together a la nick lachey and jessica simpson

Let’s get this shit going! I love this. I love this. I love this. 


Brunch with this guy and @kaylamrodriguez @tenley33 @donnaho @savagegram at @queenscomfort! Blue He-Man is protecting our table using the #buckypin as a shield.  (at Queens Comfort)

Brunch with this guy and @kaylamrodriguez @tenley33 @donnaho @savagegram at @queenscomfort! Blue He-Man is protecting our table using the #buckypin as a shield. (at Queens Comfort)


If you never noticed before, the URL for Champions is championsstudios.MOONFRUIT.com. If you ever thought you could be abducted at Champions, your fears have been confirmed.  #moonfruit

If you never noticed before, the URL for Champions is championsstudios.MOONFRUIT.com. If you ever thought you could be abducted at Champions, your fears have been confirmed. #moonfruit


drujohnston:

OPERATION: GET BILLY JOEL TO SEE OUR SHOW
Don Fanelli and I have written a sketch comedy show about the Pianoman himself called Sketches From An Italian Restaurant: A Billy Joel Sketch Show that is currently running at the UCB Theatre in NYC. Let me rephrase that: Two grown adult men have spent months of their lives writing thirty minutes of sketch comedy completely devoted to how great Billy Joel is and how he is the greatest recording artist of all time.
And now we want Billy Joel to come see it.
We’ve tweeted at him. We’ve tweeted at his daughter. We’ve posted in his message boards about it. We screamed it from the stands while his sax player Richie Cannata was playing the national anthem at the Giants/Seahawks game. Our friend Geoff Garlock told his longtime drummer Liberty Devitto about it on his podcast. We’ve even go so far as to try to get in touch with his agent and let HIM know about the show. And as of now we have continuously struck out.
But we KNOW this is a show that he will love. And we KNOW that he’s constantly in town playing at MSG, mere blocks away from the UCB.
So we’re taking it to the internet. Let’s get Billy Joel to come see our Sketch Comedy show about how great he is. We have two shows in March, one on March 6th, one on March 19th… two prime opportunities for him to see it. And hopefully more in the coming months. But THIS IS THE TIME. LET’S GET HIM TO SEE IT! #BILLYJOELSKETCHSHOW: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3686
My dream? Best case scenario? He comes to see the show, we introduce him at the end, he gets a thirty minute standing ovation, then he performs an impromptu concert for the 200 or so people in the UCB that night and it goes down in history as the fucking coolest Billy Joel concert since Leningrad. Worst case scenario? He hears about this show, but he’s too busy being the fucking best ever to make it out to see it. I CONSIDER BOTH OF THESE SCENARIOS WINS.
So we’re going to do everything in our power to make it happen. And we would love any help we can get. Let’s tweet about it until we get #BillyJoelSketchShow trending. Let’s get up on that tumblr radar. Let’s get it written up in the fucking New York Times so he HAS to see it. And rest assured this is not a snarky show making fun of the man. We legitimately love the man and we LOVE his music. Need proof? I’ll show you my iTunes. I’ll show you my most played list. I’ll tell you that at college parties I lead line dances to River of Dreams, or that there was a period in high school when I couldn’t fall asleep unless I listened to Captain Jack. THESE ARE ALL TRUE FACTS.
So Billy Joel, here is my plea… please come see our sketch show about you. Don’t be The Stranger.
The show is $5. I’ll pay for your ticket, Billy.

MARCH DATES:
March 6th. 8PMMarch 19th. 8PMUCB CHELSEA - 307 W. 26th Street. NYC

Sincerely,
Dru Johnston & Don Fanelli

drujohnston:

OPERATION: GET BILLY JOEL TO SEE OUR SHOW

Don Fanelli and I have written a sketch comedy show about the Pianoman himself called Sketches From An Italian Restaurant: A Billy Joel Sketch Show that is currently running at the UCB Theatre in NYC. Let me rephrase that: Two grown adult men have spent months of their lives writing thirty minutes of sketch comedy completely devoted to how great Billy Joel is and how he is the greatest recording artist of all time.

And now we want Billy Joel to come see it.

We’ve tweeted at him. We’ve tweeted at his daughter. We’ve posted in his message boards about it. We screamed it from the stands while his sax player Richie Cannata was playing the national anthem at the Giants/Seahawks game. Our friend Geoff Garlock told his longtime drummer Liberty Devitto about it on his podcast. We’ve even go so far as to try to get in touch with his agent and let HIM know about the show. And as of now we have continuously struck out.

But we KNOW this is a show that he will love. And we KNOW that he’s constantly in town playing at MSG, mere blocks away from the UCB.

So we’re taking it to the internet. Let’s get Billy Joel to come see our Sketch Comedy show about how great he is. We have two shows in March, one on March 6th, one on March 19th… two prime opportunities for him to see it. And hopefully more in the coming months. But THIS IS THE TIME. LET’S GET HIM TO SEE IT! #BILLYJOELSKETCHSHOW: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3686

My dream? Best case scenario? He comes to see the show, we introduce him at the end, he gets a thirty minute standing ovation, then he performs an impromptu concert for the 200 or so people in the UCB that night and it goes down in history as the fucking coolest Billy Joel concert since Leningrad. Worst case scenario? He hears about this show, but he’s too busy being the fucking best ever to make it out to see it. I CONSIDER BOTH OF THESE SCENARIOS WINS.

So we’re going to do everything in our power to make it happen. And we would love any help we can get. Let’s tweet about it until we get #BillyJoelSketchShow trending. Let’s get up on that tumblr radar. Let’s get it written up in the fucking New York Times so he HAS to see it. And rest assured this is not a snarky show making fun of the man. We legitimately love the man and we LOVE his music. Need proof? I’ll show you my iTunes. I’ll show you my most played list. I’ll tell you that at college parties I lead line dances to River of Dreams, or that there was a period in high school when I couldn’t fall asleep unless I listened to Captain Jack. THESE ARE ALL TRUE FACTS.

So Billy Joel, here is my plea… please come see our sketch show about you. Don’t be The Stranger.

The show is $5. I’ll pay for your ticket, Billy.

MARCH DATES:

March 6th. 8PM
March 19th. 8PM
UCB CHELSEA - 307 W. 26th Street. NYC

Sincerely,

Dru Johnston & Don Fanelli

(via fromthemindofjon)


youdiditstickers:

I did my taxes

Reblogging because it’s true and I want a sticker. 

youdiditstickers:

I did my taxes

Reblogging because it’s true and I want a sticker. 


Beside the Bucky pin, this was my favorite part of SNL last night Rihanna as Blossom #rudegirl #sasheer!

Beside the Bucky pin, this was my favorite part of SNL last night Rihanna as Blossom #rudegirl #sasheer!


awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Benedict Cumberbatch and Michael Fassbender

Someone’s been reading my journal. Thank you God of Journals and Hot Men for putting these two studs together. 

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Benedict Cumberbatch and Michael Fassbender

Someone’s been reading my journal. Thank you God of Journals and Hot Men for putting these two studs together. 


How many times have I watched this? NOT ENOUGH.

I will never have as much talent as this 12-year-old. 


adamantiummithrilalloy:

iaddedarainbow:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

financial independence

emotional stability

socks

(via provenance)